STATUS: ONLINE - 1 FPS
LOCATION: COUNTER #4
Welcome to the world's first live-streaming burger surveillance system! This camera updates every 15 minutes, provided the janitor doesn't trip over the wire again. If it's dark, the restaurant is closed or someone put a greasy hat on the lens. Stay tuned for the lunch rush to see some real patty-flipping action!
[SIGHTING LOG]
12:04 PM - A man in a blue hat looked at the burger for 4 minutes.
01:15 PM - Someone tried to pay the camera with a coupon.
02:45 PM - A fly landed on the bun. Security was notified.
04:30 PM - The burger shifted slightly to the left. Spooky.