WARNING: PIZZA ONLY ZONE
Why eat a burger when you can have a flat, cheesy disc of perfection?
TOP 5 REASONS PIZZA WINS:
- You can't fit a whole pizza in your pocket (Challenge Accepted!)
- Cold pizza is breakfast. Cold burgers are a tragedy.
- Ninjas eat pizza. Do you see Ninja Turtles eating burgers? NO.
- The crust is a handle. You can't eat a burger handle.
- Pizza is a vegetable (The government said so!)
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