The Burger Personality Quiz

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Have you ever wondered what your burger preferences say about your inner soul? This scientific personality assessment has been developed by the top minds at the Burger-Zone Institute. Answer the following questions honestly to discover your true meaty destiny. No cheating, or you'll be cursed with soggy buns for a week!

Question 1: What is your favorite topping?

Pickles
More Meat
Sadness (Lettuce)
Cheese

Question 2: How do you like your patty?

Burnt to a crisp
Bleeding onto the bun
Medium-Well (The boring way)
Rare like a diamond

Question 3: Best drink to wash it down?

Lukewarm Soda
Straight Grease
Water (Booooo!)
A Triple Milkshake

Question 4: If you were a condiment, which would you be?

Ketchup (Classic)
Hot Sauce (Spicy!)
Mustard (Bold)
Mayo (Controversial)

Question 5: Where is the best place to eat a burger?

A booth with sticky seats
Over the sink (Efficient)
At a fancy dinner party (To assert dominance)
In the bathtub (Relaxing)

Question 6: What's the deal with buns?

Sesame seeds or bust!
Just two slices of pizza (The Forbidden Bun)
Who needs a bun? Use more patties.
Brioche is too fancy for me.

Question 7: How many fries is 'enough'?

Exactly 17.
The bag should be 50% fry by volume.
One big potato shaped like a burger.
Fries are just a side quest.

Question 8: Favorite burger sound?

The 'pfft' of the ketchup bottle.
The sizzle of the grill.
The crunch of a fresh pickle.
The silence of a finished meal.